The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Might as well face it, you're addicted to love
The Misheard: Minus square faces, you're addicted to love
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Real Lyric: Heart breaker Dream maker, Love taker
The Misheard: Heart breaker, Cream maker, Love taker
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Real Lyric: Sgt. Baker is my name
The Misheard: Zagga-dagga is my name
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Dressed up like a goose,You know, the runner in the night.
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Real Lyric: Can't buy me love Everybody tells me so
The Misheard: Camp Bonnie LoveEverybody wants to go
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Real Lyric: Their lived a certain man In Russia long ago He was big and strong in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him With terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the bible like a preacher Full of extasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Woman would desire. Ra-Ra-Rasputin lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra-Ra-Rasputin Russia's greatest love-machine It was a shame how he carried on. He ruled the Russianland And never mind the Czar But the Kasatschok he danced really wunderbar All affairs of state He was the man to please But he was real great when he hand a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she heard the thing's he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son. Ra-Ra-Rasputin lover of the Russian queen ... But when his drinkin' and lusting and his hunger for power Became know to more and more people The demans to do something about this outrageous man became Louder and louder Hey hey hey... This man just gotta go Declared his enemies But the ladies begged don't you try to do it please No doubt this Rasputin Had lots of hidden charmes Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap they're not do blame Come to visit us they kept demanding And he really came. Ra-Ra-Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine. Ra-Ra-Rasputin Russia's greatest love-machine He drank it all and said: "I feel fine." Ra-Ra-Rasputin lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit they wanted his head Ra-Ra-Rasputin Russia's greatest love-machine And so they shot him till he was dead. Oh those Russians
The Misheard: it was set to man in russia long agohe was big and strong with his eyes a flaming globepeople look at him with terror and fearbut to must-go chicks he was such a lovely deerhe could reach the bible like a preacherfull of ecstacy and fi
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Real Lyric: A loaded God complex, c**k-it and pull it.
The Misheard: A loaded gun complex,Suck it and pull it.
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Real Lyric: Our love is like water
The Misheard: I love you like Walter
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Real Lyric: This is so corny!
The Misheard: This is so horny!
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Real Lyric: grab a brush and put on a little make up hide the scars to fade away the shakeup why'd you leave the keys up on the table here you go create another fable grab a brush and put on a little makeup hide the scars to fade away the shakeup why'd you leave the keys up on the table
The Misheard: Gebra hina table la la llamaYuker Huker create another fableGrab a brush and put a little makeupHide the fars to scade away the shake upfa la la la la la laWhy'd you leave your ears up on the table?
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