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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Brown Sugar

    Real Lyric: Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields Sold in the market down in New Orleans

    The Misheard: Jo Jo says she's found the price of vealSold in the market down in New Orleans

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    Artist: Monkees

    Song: I'm A Believer

    Real Lyric: Love was out to get me That's the way it seems Disappointment haunted all my dreams

    The Misheard: Love was out to get meThat's the way it seemsDisappointed holly on my trees

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    Artist: Hinder

    Song: Better Than Me

    Real Lyric: What it feels like beside you

    The Misheard: And it feels like Poseidon

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    Artist: Menard's Commercials

    Song: Save Big Money at Menard's

    Real Lyric: Save Big Money at Menard's

    The Misheard: Shave your fuzzy underarms!

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    Artist: Shania Twain

    Song: That Don't Impress Me Much

    Real Lyric: I can't believe you kiss your car good night

    The Misheard: I can't believe you kiss your c**k good night (or 'c**k at night')

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    Artist: The Black Kids

    Song: I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You

    Real Lyric: He's got two left feet and he bites my moves

    The Misheard: He's got two left feet and he bites my moobs

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    Artist: Jellyfish

    Song: No Matter What

    Real Lyric: Knock down the old grey wall, Be a part of it all.

    The Misheard: Knock down the old grey wall, Peter tryin' to beat all

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    Artist: Doobie Brothers

    Song: Black Water

    Real Lyric: I want to hear some funky Dixie Land

    The Misheard: I want to hear some funky Dixie Leopard

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    Artist: Inner Circle

    Song: Bad Boys

    Real Lyric: What 'cha gonna do when the Sheriff John Brown come for you?

    The Misheard: What 'cha gonna do when the sugar drum gon' come for you?

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    Artist: Kate Bush

    Song: Wuthering Heights

    Real Lyric: Heathcliff, it's me, your Cathy, I've come home. I´m so cold, let me in-a-your window

    The Misheard: It's me, It's be on café a'la caso cold at the end of the, day...

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