The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Heard it in a love song...
The Misheard: Purdy little love song...
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Real Lyric: Damp mud burning in my eyes
The Misheard: Tampon burning in my **s
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Real Lyric: When I'm home alone I just can't stop myself
The Misheard: When I'm home alone I just piss by myself
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Real Lyric: Haters getting mad cuz i got me some bathin' apes.
The Misheard: General mills gets mad cuz Kellog's get paid a day.
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Real Lyric: Are you reelin' in the years?, Stowin' away the time? Have you gathered up the tears? Have you had enough of mine?
The Misheard: Are you reelin' in the yeast?, Stone away the time, are you gathering up the cheese? Have you had enough of mine?
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Real Lyric: Ain't nothing gonna break my stride.
The Misheard: Ain't nothing gonna take my pride.
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Real Lyric: Senza una Donna
The Misheard: Sex and Madonna
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Real Lyric: I found my thrill, on Blueberry Hill
The Misheard: I found my freedom, on Blueberry Hill
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Real Lyric: My bride and I, my ship, my sail, dream dreaming of thee
The Misheard: On Friday night, I sh** myself, a dream lost on me
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Real Lyric: Say! yes, they know that you've fought yourself another time. Don't they know that you're full of pain already? Yes, they know that you've fought yourself another time.
The Misheard: Say! yes, they know that you f***ed yourself another time.Don't they know that you're full of tangled debris?Yes, they know that you f***ed yourself another time.
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