The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Colored people, and they live in a tainted world
The Misheard: Colored people, and they live in a tank
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Real Lyric: Dark devotion in a vacant paradise.
The Misheard: Dark devotion in a bacon paradise.
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Real Lyric: Apple Bottom Jeans, Boots With The Fur
The Misheard: Apple Bottom Jeans, Boots With The Spurs!
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Real Lyric: You should be dancing... yeah! Dancing... yeah!
The Misheard: You should be Vincent... YEAH! Vincent... YEAH!
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Real Lyric: Oh I wish I was on the N 17, Stone walls and the grass is green Travelling with just my thoughts and dreams
The Misheard: Oh I wish I was on the N17,Snot balls and they are greenTravelling with just my snot in jeans
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Real Lyric: "alligator lizards in the air"
The Misheard: "while the guitar wizards in the air"
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Real Lyric: Must by strangely exciting To watch the stoic squirm Must be somewhat heartening To watch shepherd need shepherd
The Misheard: Must by strangely amazingTo watch the starlight squirmMust be somewhat heart-tearingTo watch shipwreck burn
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Real Lyric: Michelle ma belle sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensembles, tres bien emsembles
The Misheard: Michelle my bell, someday Monkey Bone played piano and sung, played piano and sung
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Real Lyric: cuz I'm a dirty white boy, dirty white boy..
The Misheard: cuz I'm a thirty watt boy, thirty watt boy..
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Real Lyric: The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors On his hobnail boots Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy Working overtime A soap impression of his wife which he ate And donated to the National Trust
The Misheard: The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors and his hot male bootsLying with his eyes while his hands are busyWorking overtimeA slow compression of his wife which he ate and donated to the National Trust
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