The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Stuck in old Lodi again
The Misheard: Stuck in a low dive again.
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Real Lyric: I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a bit of a bore
The Misheard: I'm nothing special, in fact I'm a bit of a whore
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Real Lyric: I've done the math, I'm less than half
The Misheard: I've done the meth...
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Real Lyric: But I won't feel blue, cause somewhere in crowd there's you
The Misheard: But I won't feel blue, cause somewhere in the crowd there's Sue.
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Real Lyric: just like a prayer your voice can take me there
The Misheard: just like a prayerdown in my underwear
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Real Lyric: Masturbating with a noose
The Misheard: Masturbating with a goose
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Real Lyric: I got so caught up I forgot she told me...
The Misheard: I got so caught up I got to go pee!
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Real Lyric: All the cameras come out for a public affair
The Misheard: All the camels come out for a public affair
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Real Lyric: My sell-out waits 'til I'm crucified
The Misheard: My salad waits 'til I'm crucified
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Real Lyric: ...Turned a whiter shade of pale.
The Misheard: ...Turned to Wyatt Earp, ashamed and pale.
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