The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Now the old boy may be barely breathin', But the heart of rock and roll, Heart of rock and roll is still beatin'.
The Misheard: Now the oboe may be barely breathin'...
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Real Lyric: The day they knocked down that palais my sister stood and cried.
The Misheard: The day they knocked down the barley my sister stood and cried.
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Real Lyric: Leave your body and soul at the door.
The Misheard: Leave your body, a** hole, at the door.
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Real Lyric: Eyes bright, uptight, just girls
The Misheard: I spy a tight-dressed ghost
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Real Lyric: I'd Take One in the Temple I'd Take One for You
The Misheard: I take wine in the Temple I take wine for you.
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Real Lyric: And she won't look at you, won't look at you
The Misheard: And she won't eat a shoe, won't eat a shoe
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Real Lyric: I don't want no part of this crazy love
The Misheard: I don't want no varment's crazy love
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Real Lyric: no one looks too surprised then you realize that you're riding on a para-success of a heavy-handed metaphor
The Misheard: to your surprise then you realize that you're riding on a pair of sixes in this heavy-handed metaphor
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Real Lyric: I want a new drug One that won't make me sick One that won't make me crash my car
The Misheard: I want a new truck One that won't make me sick One that won't make me crash my car
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Real Lyric: Destroy the spineless, Show me it's real
The Misheard: Just why the spyers, Sell me Isreal
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