The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't look up on your movie screens
The Misheard: Don't look up on your boobies screens
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Real Lyric: lookin' out my backdoor
The Misheard: licking out my backdoor
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Real Lyric: Bells on bobtails ring, making spirits bright...
The Misheard: Bells on cocktails ring, making spirits high...
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Real Lyric: Hot shoe, burning down the avenue
The Misheard: Hot shoe, burning down the amadoo
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Real Lyric: So they called her mouth a motor
The Misheard: So they called her Ma Framota
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Real Lyric: She said I'll show you how to fax In the mailroom, honey And have you home by five
The Misheard: She said I'll show you how to fax In the mailroom, honey And have you hold my thighs
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Real Lyric: Take time with a wounded hand 'Cause it likes to heal
The Misheard: Take time with a wounded ham,cuz it likes to baste
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Real Lyric: Take time with a wounded hand
The Misheard: Take time with the one at hand
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Real Lyric: Yeah I got the boots I bought the Stetson hat I got a Big belt buckle tryin to rope a calf
The Misheard: Yeah I got the booze I got the Stetson hatI got a big belt buckle tried to rape my cat
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Real Lyric: I'm hooked on a feeling
The Misheard: I'm hooked on the ceiling
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