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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Eiffel 65

    Song: Blue (Da Ba Dee)

    Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa da ba dee da ba da

    The Misheard: I'm blue, I would beat up Udai, I would beat up Udai

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

    The Misheard: planet by the lightred nose like a douche in the rumor of the night

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: ...and little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a ride

    The Misheard: ...and little Rolie Polie gave my anus curly-wurly and asked me if I needed a life

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    Artist: Nine Inch Nails

    Song: Head Like a Hole

    Real Lyric: I'd rather die Than give you control

    The Misheard: I'd rather die/ Than eat sausage rolls

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    Artist: Bangles

    Song: Walk Like an Egyptian

    Real Lyric: Walk like an Egyptian

    The Misheard: Hot black Egyptian

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: Bennie and the Jets

    The Misheard: Baby I'm a Jet

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    Artist: AC/DC

    Song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

    Real Lyric: dirty deeds and their done dirt cheap

    The Misheard: dirty deeds in the jungle gym

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    Artist: System Of A Down

    Song: Chop Suey

    Real Lyric: Why'd you leave your keys up on the table?

    The Misheard: Why'd you leave the kids up on the table?

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    Artist: Uncle Kracker

    Song: Drift Away

    Real Lyric: Oh, give me the beat, boys, and free my soul

    The Misheard: Oh, gimme the Beach Boys and see my soul

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    Artist: Def Leppard

    Song: Pour Some Sugar on Me

    Real Lyric: Sweet to taste, Saccharine

    The Misheard: Sweet potatoes, Zachary!

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