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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Pantera

    Song: Walk

    Real Lyric: Respect Walk

    The Misheard: Breath, Sweat, F***

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    Artist: Motley Crue

    Song: Smokin' in the Boys' Room

    Real Lyric: Teacher Don't You Fill Me Up with your rules

    The Misheard: Teacher I ain't foolinaround with your ghoul

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    Artist: R.E.M.

    Song: The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite

    Real Lyric: call me when you try to wake her up

    The Misheard: oh ninja baker-or-hominid challawaykalla

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    Artist: OneRepublic

    Song: Apologize

    Real Lyric: It's too late to apologize.

    The Misheard: It's too late to pop a dime.

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    Artist: Jimmy Buffett

    Song: Cheeseburger In Paradise

    Real Lyric: I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57 and French-fried potato, Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer - Good God almighty, which way do I steer?

    The Misheard: I like mine with lettuce and potatoes,Heinz with the celery; deep-fried tomato,Big coated pickle and a cold raft deer -Good golly miss Molly, which way do I steer?

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    Artist: Bon Jovi

    Song: Living On A Prayer

    Real Lyric: Baby, it's okay It's okay

    The Misheard: Baby is love gay?So gay.

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Blinded by the light Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night

    The Misheard: Blinded by the lightWake up like a deush another rumor in the night

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    Artist: ZZ Top

    Song: Sleeping Bag

    Real Lyric: Slip Inside My Sleeping Bag

    The Misheard: Super Psycho Sleeping Bag

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Creeping Death

    Real Lyric: So let it be written So let it be done

    The Misheard: So let the retardsGet in your car

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    Artist: Rolling Stones

    Song: Beast Of Burden

    Real Lyric: Don't wanna be, your beast of burden

    The Misheard: I don't need, no big suburban

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