The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: From the town of Lincoln Nebraska with a sawed-off .410 on my lap Through to the badlands of Wyoming I killed everything in my path
The Misheard: From the town of Lincoln Nebraska with a son of fourteen on my lapThrough to the badlands of Wyoming I killed everything in my path
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Real Lyric: I'm beginning to notice how much this feels Like a waking limb... in pins and needles, Nice to know you
The Misheard: I'm beginning to noticehow much this feels like a waking sealfencing needlesnice to know you
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Real Lyric: Let me make you my lady Girl, you amaze me
The Misheard: When you're making my babyGirl, you amaze me
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Real Lyric: I felt like ***t when I woke up this morning.
The Misheard: I found a shoe when I woke up this morning.
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Real Lyric: I really need a girl like an open book
The Misheard: I really need a girl like an open burrow
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Real Lyric: Dance dance dance All night long
The Misheard: Stamp,Stamps,Stamps all night long
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Real Lyric: I bought a ticket to the world
The Misheard: wap bap bap ***kie do the world
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Real Lyric: I wanna hear some funky dixie land, pretty mama come and take me by the hand
The Misheard: I wanna hear some funky Dixie Lamperty, mama com and take me by the hand
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Real Lyric: Champagne supernova in the sky...
The Misheard: Champagne soup and okra in the sky...
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Real Lyric: Spare him his life from this monstrosity
The Misheard: Spare him his life from his warm sausage tea
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