The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 44871 thru 44880 of 54134
Real Lyric: I see earthquakes and lightnin'.
The Misheard: I see Dairyqueens and lightnin'.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Cause mama I'm so hard to handle now
The Misheard: Cause mama I'm so hard to hinder line
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Never wanted to be no pop singer, Never wanted to write no pop songs. Never had no weird hair to get my songs over. Never wanted to hang out after the show. Pop singer (writing) of pop songs.
The Misheard: Never wanted to be no Bob SegerNever wanted to write no pop songs.Never had no weird hair to get my songs over.Never wanted to hang out after the show.Bob Seger (writing) of pop songs.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, Don't be alarmed now, It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
The Misheard: If there's a bustle in your hedgehog,Don't be alarmed now,It's just a sprinkling for the Diary Queen
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Not some fly-by-night Broadway romance.
The Misheard: Not some Friday night Broadway romance.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Hike up your skirt a little more
The Misheard: Hike up your skirt and let one
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Once I ran to you (I ran) Now I'll run from you
The Misheard: Once Iran to you (Iran)Now I'll run from you
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Bark at the moon
The Misheard: Whack-a the mole
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Throw me on the bed I just wanna make you feel like you never did
The Misheard: Throw me holidayI just wanna make your feet lick the never bed
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: It's the hammer of justice It's the bell of freedom
The Misheard: It's the hammer of lust andIt's the hell of peeing
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.