The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Those dreams that tie two hearts that will never die
The Misheard: These dreams have tied two wh---s that'll never tie
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Real Lyric: Believe me when I say to you
The Misheard: Bulimic when I sell to you
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Real Lyric: Ain't no love in the heart of the city Ain't no love in the heart of town
The Misheard: Anal love in the heart of the cityAnal love in the heart of town
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Real Lyric: Of all the trees that are in the wood The holly bears the crown
The Misheard: Of All the Trees that are in the woods, the Holly Bear's the Clown
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Real Lyric: I'm a leading man And the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate
The Misheard: I'm a Little ManI'm also EvilI'm also into CatsAlso into Cats.
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Real Lyric: I climb, I slip, I fall..
The Misheard: I cry myself by fall..
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Real Lyric: I gave my life to save her The ocean turned to red
The Misheard: I gave my Life to SatanThe ocean turned to red
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Real Lyric: Born in the USA
The Misheard: Porn in the USA
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Real Lyric: I got twenty-five cans in my knapsack
The Misheard: I got 25 kids in my knapsack
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Real Lyric: Like a rubber neck giraffe, you look into my past Well baby you're just too blind to see
The Misheard: Like a rubber neck giraffe you look into my pantsWell baby you're just too blind to see
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