The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Come sit next to me, pour yourself some tea. Just like grandma made, when we couldnt find sleep.
The Misheard: Come sit next to mePour yourself some teaJust like familyPlanned conventionally
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Real Lyric: hear me as I am
The Misheard: Hear me as a yam
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Real Lyric: Should have been a cowboy, should have learned to rope and ride.
The Misheard: Should have been a cowboy, should have learned to roll my eyes.
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Real Lyric: Who are you? Who? Who?
The Misheard: Ooooo aaaaah oooooo. ooo. ooo.
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Real Lyric: Heaven help him when he falls, Diamond life, lover boy
The Misheard: Heaven help him if he falls,Diamond life and Almond Joy
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Real Lyric: You're just a 3 dressed up as a 9
The Misheard: You're just a tree dressed up in the night
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Real Lyric: Sixteen Candles
The Misheard: Stink, stink candles
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Real Lyric: Miniature golf and Hondas in the hills...
The Misheard: Miniature golf and Hondas in the nude...
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Real Lyric: Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer
The Misheard: Kicking and a gouging in the mud and the blood with the bear
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Real Lyric: Here I am And you're a Rocket Queen.
The Misheard: Here I am, your rocket queen.
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