The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I bet your mama was a tent show queen
The Misheard: I bet your mama was a chase all queen
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Real Lyric: Call me the tumblin' dice.
The Misheard: Tommy The Tumbalin dow-own
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Real Lyric: I want to kiss you
The Misheard: I won't kiss you
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Real Lyric: Hot summer streets
The Misheard: Ounce on the street
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Real Lyric: You've got your big G's I've got my hash pipe
The Misheard: You got some big cheeseI got my bagpipes
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Real Lyric: Making every man mad
The Misheard: Making every man a man
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Real Lyric: strike to incinerate The lives of everyone you know.
The Misheard: strike to incinerate the limes of everyone yeah now!
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Real Lyric: Lay still like the dead
The Misheard: You still walk the dead
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Real Lyric: I am an arms dealer Fitting you with the weapons in the form of words...... This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race!!!
The Misheard: I am an arm stealer/Hitting you with the weapons in the form of words......This ain't a celing, it's a goddamn crawl space!!!
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Real Lyric: Like an arrow we strike
The Misheard: Like a knight on his bike!
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