The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Swim through your veins like a fish in the sea.
The Misheard: Sweat through your bangs like a fish in the sea.
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Real Lyric: Fly away on my zephyr
The Misheard: Fly away on my zipper
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Real Lyric: Somebody's Heiney is crowning my icebox.
The Misheard: Somebody's hiney is downin' my ice pops.
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Real Lyric: When the heat of the rolling world can be turned away
The Misheard: When the heat of the rolling wind can return the rain
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Real Lyric: I'll pick a star from the sky Pull your name from a hat
The Misheard: I think your star from the sky,will be laid from my hand
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Real Lyric: Oh the press still hounded you
The Misheard: Oh the press still had a noose
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Real Lyric: The shoes on my feet I've bought it The clothes I'm wearing I've bought it The rock I'm rockin' 'Cause I depend on me If I wanted
The Misheard: The chews on my feetI fartedThe clothes I'm wearin'I fartedThe .....?I farted'Cause I depend on meatAnd I want it
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Real Lyric: Two of a billion stars it means so much to me
The Misheard: To all the billion souls,it means so much to me
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Real Lyric: She had to heave me right across her shoulder
The Misheard: She tried to leave me right up on the shoulder
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Real Lyric: It just takes a little bit of this, a little bit of that It started with a kiss, now we're up to bat
The Misheard: It just takes a little bit of thislittle bit of thatstarted with a kissin the wheel of tibet
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