The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Better go and get your armor
The Misheard: Better go and kiss your llama
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Real Lyric: All this time I've been finding my self and I didn't know I was lost
The Misheard: All this time I was finding my cellphone. I didn't know I was sauced
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Real Lyric: I'm in heaven, I'm in heaven, I'm in heaven, when you smile
The Misheard: I'm in Panama, I'm in Panama, I'm in Panama, when you smile.
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Real Lyric: were ashes on the ground
The Misheard: were a**less on the brown
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Real Lyric: We were too damn young to know any better.
The Misheard: We were too damn young to know Eddie Vedder.
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Real Lyric: Im'a tell you one time
The Misheard: Ima kill you one time
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Real Lyric: For he's a jolly good fellow
The Misheard: Freeze a jolly good fellow
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Real Lyric: I've got two tickets to paradise, Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight, I've got two tickets to paradise, I've got two tickets to paradise. oh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh oh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh-uh-oh
The Misheard: I've got two chic's and a pair of dice, Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight, I've got two chic's and a pair of dice, I've got two chic's and a pair of dice. Roo-oo-ll, roll, roll, roll, roll, rooollll Roo-oo-ll, roll, roll, roll, roll, ro
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Real Lyric: Dear Lord, when I get to heaven, please let me bring my man
The Misheard: Dear Lord, when I get to have it, please let me breed my mad
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Real Lyric: I'll always love my mama
The Misheard: All of my friends are brothers
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