The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Oh Baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me If we go and touch, you can still touch my love, it's free
The Misheard: Baby it's alright you aint gotta flaunt for meblah blah blah blah you can touch my knob its free
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Real Lyric: One of us is crying one of us is lying
The Misheard: Barnabas is cryingBarnabas is dying
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Real Lyric: If you like Pina Coladas
The Misheard: If you like being a colotis
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Real Lyric: Don’t reach out for me with an apology .
The Misheard: Don't reach out to me without a holiday!
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Real Lyric: And as the feeling grows, she breathes flesh to my bones
The Misheard: And as the feeling grows, she breathes flesh through her nose....
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Real Lyric: How am I ever gonna get rid of these blues?
The Misheard: How am I ever gonna get rid of these boobs?
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Real Lyric: Each Time I Look at You I'm light as a Cloud
The Misheard: First:Each Time I Look at You I'm Limp as a Cloud And when that made no sense Each Time I Look at You I'm Limp as a Glove
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Real Lyric: How 'bout that ever elusive kudo
The Misheard: How 'bout that ever elusive Good Owl
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Real Lyric: I'm waiting on the sun to set
The Misheard: I'm waiting on the Sunday sex
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Real Lyric: Let's escape into the music
The Misheard: That's this haven to the music
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