The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: With a taste of your lips, I'm on a ride You're toxic, I'm slipping under With a taste of a poison paradise I'm addicted to you, Don't you know that you're toxic And I love what you do, Don't you know that you're toxic
The Misheard: Oh, the taste of your poison pair of eyesI'm a ***k to you, Don't you know that you talk ***tAnd I love what you do, Don't you know that you talk ***t
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Real Lyric: Wir fahr'n fahr'n fahr'n auf der Autobahn
The Misheard: Fun fun fun on the Autobahn
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Real Lyric: One toke over the line, sweet Jesus One toke over the line Sittin' downtown in a railway station One toke over the line
The Misheard: Won't you hold the line sweet JesusWon't you hold the lineSittin on my bag in a railway stationWon't you hold the line
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Real Lyric: Let's move before they raise the parking rate.
The Misheard: Let's move before they raise the f*****g rent.
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Real Lyric: Nite Runner I think I'm falling for you Nite Runner You got a style that put me under Nite Runner What you gonna do with it now Nite Runner Nite, nite runner
The Misheard: Light ButterI think I'm falling for youLight ButterYou got a smell that puts me underLight ButterWhat you gonna do with me nowLight ButterLight, light Butter
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Real Lyric: And there's no one there to raise them if you did
The Misheard: And there's no one there to raise them if you're dead
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Real Lyric: he one spinal cracker
The Misheard: he one spine o' Kraken
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Real Lyric: Like no one else
The Misheard: a strong white airhose
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Real Lyric: Through the eyes of the ones left behind
The Misheard: Through the eyes of the walls that you hide
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Real Lyric: She said Ill show you how to fax In the mailroom, honey And have you home by five
The Misheard: She said I'll show you artifax in the mailroom, honeyAnd have you home by fire
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