The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Gotta wait On the samhain of my soul
The Misheard: I'm waiting on the salad of my soul.
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Real Lyric: Gotta wait On the samhain of my soul
The Misheard: I'm waiting on the salad of my soul.
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Real Lyric: I Need You. More Than You Need You.
The Misheard: I need you more than any jew.
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Real Lyric: Digging all day and digging all night To keep my foxhole out of sight
The Misheard: Digging all day and digging all nightTo keep my Vauxhall out of sight
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Real Lyric: A finger o' Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat, A finger o' Fudge is just enough until it's time to eat, It's full of Cadbury's goodness, and very small and neat, A finger o' Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.
The Misheard: A finger o' Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat,A finger o' Fudge is just enough until it's time to eat,It's full of peppery goodness, and very small and neat,A finger o' Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat.
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Real Lyric: Give me a better cause to lead
The Misheard: give me a better car, silly!
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Real Lyric: Living just isn't hard enough
The Misheard: Heaven just isn't hot enough
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Real Lyric: Well I must be my own master Or a miniature disaster will be Will be the death of me
The Misheard: I must be my own masterOr a military disaster will beWill be the death of me
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Real Lyric: Some folks say I'm egotistical
The Misheard: Some folks say I need a testicle
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Real Lyric: A gathering of angels appeared above my head
The Misheard: A gathering of angles peeing above my head
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