The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'll be coming for your love, OK
The Misheard: I've recovered from your love of cake
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Real Lyric: My back to the wall A victim of laughing chance
The Misheard: My back to the wall, a victim of laughing gas
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Real Lyric: If you like Pina Coladas
The Misheard: If you like Green Enchiladas
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Real Lyric: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed his grace on thee And crown thy good with brotherhood From sea to shining sea!
The Misheard: O pitiful, for spaceship skiesFor amber waves of grain,For purple fountians, magic trees,above the fruitless plain!America! America!God shared his grapes with meand crowned thy good with brotherhoodfrom tea to shining sea!
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Real Lyric: Feed the world
The Misheard: Jesus Whoa
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: Our thoughts are hazards in the classroom
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Real Lyric: Hey little thing let me light your candle 'cuz Mama I'm sure hard to handle
The Misheard: Hey little thing let me light your chemicalsMama I'm sure hard to handle
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Real Lyric: Big Pimpin', spendin' G's
The Misheard: Big Pimpin, spreadin' the cheese.
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Real Lyric: With these hungry eyes One look at you and I can't disguise I've got hungry eyes I feel the magic between you and I
The Misheard: With these concrete eyesOne look at you and I can't disguiseI've got concrete eyesI feel the magic between you and I
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Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner
The Misheard: Jingle, Jed and the whino
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