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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: I Want To Hold Your Hand

    Real Lyric: Oh yeah I hear that something

    The Misheard: Oh yeah I hear that songbird

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    Artist: The Offspring

    Song: You're Gonna Go Far Kid

    Real Lyric: Show me how to lie

    The Misheard: Show me on the line

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    Artist: Theme Songs

    Song: Flintstones

    Real Lyric: Let's ride with the family down the street. Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet.

    The Misheard: That's right with the family down the street. Through a courtesy a friend to meet.

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    Artist: Sugarland

    Song: Tonight

    Real Lyric: "If words could make it real I'd tell you how I feel instead I'm waiting here on my knees, love.."

    The Misheard: "If words could make it real I'd tell you how I feel instead I'm waiting here on my meatloaf..."

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    Artist: Miley Cyrus

    Song: Wreckingball

    Real Lyric: I put you high up in the sky

    The Misheard: I glitch you high up in the sky

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    Artist: Todd Rundgren

    Song: Cool Jerk

    Real Lyric: On their faces, they wear silly smirks...

    The Misheard: All the b***hes, they're worse for their spurts...

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    Artist: Kraftwerk

    Song: Sex Objekt

    Real Lyric: Ich bin nicht dein Sex Objekt/zweigefühl so ganz direkt (roughly "I am not your sex object/Two emotions so conflicting")

    The Misheard: Ich bin nicht dein Sex Object/feit (fight?) der füh so ganz erregt (erect?) (roughly "I am not your sex object/(nonsense word; "fight"?) the lead so very excited (erect?)")

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    Artist: Aerosmith

    Song: Dude (Looks Like A Lady)

    Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady

    The Misheard: Do the funky lady

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    Artist: Jason Derulo

    Song: Trumpets

    Real Lyric: And the trumpets, they go.

    The Misheard: And the trumpets bagel.

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Applause

    Real Lyric: A-P-P-L-A-U-S-E

    The Misheard: Baby beyond aim

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