The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: looked into my fathers eyes My fathers eyes
The Misheard: looked into my fall designs, my fall designs.
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Real Lyric: Don’t stand, don’t stand so, don’t stand so close to me Don’t stand, don’t stand so, don’t stand so close to me
The Misheard: Don’t stand, don’t stand so, don’t stand so close to meBeca, becase, becase you smell like pee
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds,done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds in a dundle jeep
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Real Lyric: Why can't we be friends?
The Misheard: I get real depressed.
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Real Lyric: Stuck in Lodi, again.
The Misheard: Suckin' on old Diane again.
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Real Lyric: You're my cuppycake
The Misheard: You're my puppycake
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Real Lyric: She wore a raspberry beret, the kind you find in a second hand store
The Misheard: She wore a raspberry blue dressthe kind you find in a second hand store
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Real Lyric: Jesus was a Cross Maker
The Misheard: Jesus was a Cross Dresser
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Real Lyric: Jesus was a Cross Maker
The Misheard: Jesus was a Cross Dresser
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