The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Shakes the devil when he missbehaves
The Misheard: Chase the devil well you missed me Haines
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Real Lyric: Yeah flesh for your romeo
The Misheard: Yeah,flesh for your rolly ho
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Real Lyric: Ah yeah baby I hear you moan
The Misheard: Oh yeah baby I hear you Mom
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Real Lyric: But this bottle's my only friend
The Misheard: But this bottle's my open friend
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Real Lyric: As I sit in this smokey room
The Misheard: As I sit in this F@#!ING room
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Real Lyric: Everything Zen, Everything Zen, I don't think so. Everything Zen, Everything Zen, I don't think so. Zen! Zen!
The Misheard: Everything Sven, Everything Sven, I don't think so. Everything Sven, Everything Sven, I don't think so.Sven! Sven!
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Real Lyric: Rock The Casbah, Rock The Casbah
The Misheard: Rock The Casbah, Bob Has Asthma
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Real Lyric: I want to be just as close as the Holy Ghost is...
The Misheard: I want to be just as close as a Holy nose-pin...
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Real Lyric: I can smell a pig from a mile away
The Misheard: I can smell a beer from a mile away
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Real Lyric: Secret Agent Man, Secret Agent Man
The Misheard: Secret Asian Man, Secret Asian man
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