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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Fall Out Boy

    Song: Bang The Doldrums

    Real Lyric: In the back of yellow checkered cars

    The Misheard: In the back, a yellow chicken calls

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    Artist: M.I.M.S.

    Song: This is Why I'm Hot.

    Real Lyric: I'm hot 'cuz I'm fly.

    The Misheard: I'm hot 'cuz I'm fried

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    Artist: Rodgers and Hammerstein

    Song: How Can Love Survive?

    Real Lyric: How can I show what I feel for you? I cannot go out and steal for you, I cannot die like Camille for you. How can love survive?

    The Misheard: How can I show what I feel for you?I cannot go out and steal for you,I cannot die like a meal for you. How can love survive?

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    Artist: Rodgers and Hammerstein

    Song: There is Nothing Like A Dame

    Real Lyric: INTERESTING QUESTION! AS AN ADULT, I HAVE ASSUMED THE LYRICS TO BE (AND HAVE FOUND THEM ONLINE AS): There ain't a thing that's wrong with any man here That can't be cured by > putting him near < A girly, womanly, female, feminine dame! BUT I HAVE ALSO FOUND THEM ONLINE AS: ...That can't be cured by > pullin' him near < AND ...That can't be cured by > (don't know what they say). < [!!!] SO APPARENTLY, I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON WITH THIS ISSUE! AT LEAST I HAVE THE EXCUSE OF EXTREME YOUTH.

    The Misheard: There ain't a thing that's wrong with any man hereThat can't be cured by > pudding and beer. < A girly, womanly, female, feminine dame!

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    Artist: Roy Jones, Jr.

    Song: Can't Be Touched

    Real Lyric: Can't be touched Can't be stopped Can't be moved Can't be rocked Can't be shook We hot When will you niggaz learn

    The Misheard: Candy brushedCandy ScottCandy mooedCandy rockedCandy shooedYee-haw!When will you leave us alone

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    Artist: Sheryl Crow

    Song: Soak Up the Sun

    Real Lyric: My friend the communist

    The Misheard: My friends all come in last

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    Artist: Sheryl Crow

    Song: Soak Up the Sun

    Real Lyric: To win me some of your love

    The Misheard: To end this summer guru

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    Artist: Robert Palmer

    Song: Simply Irresistable

    Real Lyric: The woman is invincible

    The Misheard: The woman is a missin bowl

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    Artist: Billy Idol

    Song: Eyes Without A Face

    Real Lyric: Eyes without a face

    The Misheard: Eyes without a race

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    Artist: Billy Ocean

    Song: Caribbean Queen

    Real Lyric: She dashed by me in painted on jeans

    The Misheard: She dutched by me in faded on jeans

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