The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I've got friends in low places...
The Misheard: I got friends in Las Vegas....
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Real Lyric: Oh Lord! stuck in lodi again
The Misheard: Oh Lord! Sucking an old guy's tongueor alternatelyOh Lord! Suckin' to die old. Die young.
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Real Lyric: A jumped-up pantry boy Who never knew his place He said "return the rings" He knows so much about these things
The Misheard: A jumped-up country boywho never knew his placehe said, "we tambourine"he knows about your bad history
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Real Lyric: Panic on the streets of London Panic on the streets of Birmingham ... So you run down To the safety of the town But there's panic on the streets of Carlisle Dublin, Dundee, Humberside
The Misheard: Hannah comes, streets of LondonHannah comes, streets of Birmingham...So you run downTo the safety of the townBut then Hannah comes to streets of CarlisleDublin, Dundee, Humberside
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Real Lyric: ...tossed your hair off your shoulder As you turned and you looked my way
The Misheard: ...tossed your head off your shoulderAs you turned and you looked my way
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles
The Misheard: I believe in milkholes
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Real Lyric: The hand behind this pen relives a failure everyday.
The Misheard: Heavy Irish pepper is a February day.
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Real Lyric: As rice grains and roses fall at your feet
The Misheard: as ice cream and roses fall out your feet.
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Real Lyric: hey, must be the money
The Misheard: hey, f*** you, honey
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Real Lyric: I hear empire down
The Misheard: I hear the vampire down
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