The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Real lyric, or at least what I was *told* to be the real lyric: But my body feels so good and I still see the rays of light everytime.
The Misheard: But my body feels so goodand I still sing a razor line everytime.
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Real Lyric: Stuntin (stuntin) is a habit, Put it in the air
The Misheard: Who is it? I can't dig this s**t no more! *hic*
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Real Lyric: They call me 'quiet girl' But I'm a riot Maybe 'Joleisa' Always the same
The Misheard: They call me piker,but I'm a liar.Mary, Jo, Lisa...Always the same.
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Real Lyric: Stroke me, stroke me
The Misheard: roll me, smoke me
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Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not near
The Misheard: I walk ovals when you are not there.
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Real Lyric: "Making love to his Tonic and Gin."
The Misheard: "Making love to his tiny friend Jim."
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Real Lyric: Big 'ole jet airliner
The Misheard: Me: Big 'ole CarolinaMy mom: Big 'ole Chet left the light on
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Real Lyric: forever in blue jeans...
The Misheard: Reverend Blue Jeans
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Real Lyric: Feel my, my, my serpentine
The Misheard: Feel my, my, my STD
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Real Lyric: Highway to the danger zone
The Misheard: I went to the danger zone
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