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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Pussycat Dolls

    Song: When I Grow Up

    Real Lyric: When I grow up I wanna see the world Drive nice cars I wanna have groupies

    The Misheard: When I grow upI wanna see the worldDrive nice carsI wanna have boobies

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Levon

    Real Lyric: Spend his days counting In a garage by the motorway

    The Misheard: spends his days counting in a carriage by the mortuary.

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Evil That Men Do

    Real Lyric: Her eyes red with The slaughter of innocence

    The Misheard: I was raped with a sort of a**l sex.

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    Artist: Sweeney Todd Soundtrack

    Song: Epiphany

    Real Lyric: I want you bleeders

    The Misheard: I want your p***s

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    Artist: Ramones

    Song: I Don't Wanna Go Down To The Basement

    Real Lyric: Hey, daddy-o I don't wanna go down to the basement There's somethin' down there, I don't wanna go Hey, Romeo there's something down there I don't wanna go down to the basement

    The Misheard: Hey, daddy-O, I don't wanna go down to the fireI'm Santander, I don't wanna goI ain't Romeo, I'm SantanderI don't wanna go down to the fire

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    Artist: Charlie Daniels Band

    Song: The Devil Went Down To Georgia

    Real Lyric: The Devil Went Down to Georgia, He Was Looking For A Soul To Steal....

    The Misheard: The Devil Went Down To Georgia, He Was Looking For A Whore To Steal.

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    Artist: Blue October

    Song: Into The ocean

    Real Lyric: Where is the coastguard I keep looking each direction For a spotlight, give me something I need something for protection

    The Misheard: Where is the coastguardI keep looking each directionFor a spotlight, give me somethingI need something for an errection

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Tomorrow Never Knows

    Real Lyric: My baby don't care

    The Misheard: My pee-pee don't care.

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Piece of Me

    Real Lyric: They still gonna put pictures of my derriere in the magazine.

    The Misheard: They still gonna put pictures of my dear rear in the magazine.

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: I Am The Walrus

    Real Lyric: Man you've been a naughty girl You let your knickers down.

    The Misheard: Man you've been a naughty girlYou let your n*****s down.

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