The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Please Stick to the Rivers and the lakes that you're used to
The Misheard: Listen to the Rivers and the lakes that misuse you
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Real Lyric: And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly
The Misheard: A little early birdy gave my anus girl a whirly
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Real Lyric: Mystify mystify me Mystify mystify me
The Misheard: Mister findMister find meMister findMister find me
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Real Lyric: A few times I've been round that track
The Misheard: A few times I've been round your flat
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Real Lyric: I'm like a bird, I only fly away
The Misheard: I'm like a turd, I always fly away
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Real Lyric: I'll tell mine you're gay
The Misheard: you won't mind, if I say, by the way
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Real Lyric: Be nice! Be nice to me
The Misheard: Green iceGreen ice for me
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Real Lyric: When I needed sunshine I got rain
The Misheard: When I wanted sunshine on my brain
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Real Lyric: I've got an appetite for deceit. I'm done, well done, stick fork in me,
The Misheard: I've got an appetite for the sea, I'm down, well down, stick of f***ingMe
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Real Lyric: I wanna be your lover I wanna turn U on, turn U out All night long, make U shout "Oh lover, yeah!" I wanna be the only one U come 4
The Misheard: I wanna be your loverI wanna turn you on, turn you out, all night long, make you shoutOh, lover! yeahI wanna be the only one you cook for
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