The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Tied to machines that make me be. Cut this life off from me.
The Misheard: I like the sheets that make me pee. Cut this pie for me.
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Real Lyric: Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
The Misheard: Why'd you leave the ketchup on the table
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Real Lyric: Pepperoni and green peppers Mushroom olive chive
The Misheard: Pepperoni angry peppersMushroom olive chive
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Real Lyric: White Folks Gangstas And Da Thugs (Ay Bay Bay) Stuntin wit a stack of dem dubs (Ay Bay Bay) Ridin' In A Lac Wit A Mug (Ay Bay Bay)
The Misheard: White folk gangsters in the clubStunned with a shack on them girlsRunnin' with a pack full of mud
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Real Lyric: One pill makes you larger And one pill makes you small
The Misheard: One kill makes you largerAnd one kill makes you small
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Real Lyric: Good tidings we bring to you and your kin Good tidings for Christmas and a happy new year Now bring us some figgy pudding...
The Misheard: Good tighties we bring to you and your kidsGood tighties for christmas and a happy new yearNow bring us some freakin pudding...
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Real Lyric: It's bringin' me to my knees
The Misheard: It's bigger than Germany
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Real Lyric: Mama told me not to come
The Misheard: Let the waiter have fun, son
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Real Lyric: 'round yon virgin
The Misheard: round young Virgil
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Real Lyric: Sometimes I wish Someone will find me, till then I walk alone.
The Misheard: Sometimes I wish a nosehair will find me till then I hug homos.
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