The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Build a ladder if there's a wall Don't be afraid to slip and fall Speak for yourself or they'll speak for you
The Misheard: Doesn't matter if there's a warDon't be a fright or you'll slip and fallSpeak for yourself or they'll speak for you
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Real Lyric: The Red Flag waving never meant the same... no The Red Flag waving never meant the same... go!
The Misheard: The Red Flag waving never meant the same... noThe Red Flag waving never meant the same... doh!
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Real Lyric: Like a fire Don't need water Like a jury Needs a liar Like a riot Don't need order Like a madman Needs a martyr
The Misheard: Like a fireDon't need wantonLike a jewl'ryNeeds a lionLike a riotDon't need OdonLike a madmanNeeds a martyr
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Real Lyric: The wrong guy, the wrong situation The right time to roll to me.
The Misheard: The wrong guy, the wrong situationRight time, wrong me.
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Real Lyric: Yeah I'm super thick People say I'm much too chick
The Misheard: Yeah I'm super d**kPeople say I'm much too thick
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Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille Four hungry children and the crops in the fields...
The Misheard: You picked a fine time to leave me LucyFour hundred children and the crops in the field...
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Real Lyric: An Albino
The Misheard: Bloody Bagel
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Real Lyric: If I kiss you where it's sore, If I kiss you where it's sore, Will you feel better, better, better, Will you feel anything at all?
The Misheard: If I kiss you wearing shorts,If I kiss you wearing shorts,Will you feel better, better, better,Will you feel nothing at all?
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Real Lyric: Wave your hands! Hitch a ride!
The Misheard: Wave your hands! Hit your eyes!
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Real Lyric: But If you carrying pictures of Chairman Mao you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow
The Misheard: but if you go carrying pictures of Jem and MaoYou ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow
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