The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If I wanted whiskey, he could serve it to me neat
The Misheard: If I wanted whiskey, he could serve it to me nude
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Real Lyric: Bite your face to spite your nose
The Misheard: I like your face despite your nose
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Real Lyric: walking home every day over Barnegat Bridge and Bay
The Misheard: walking home every dayoh o i wanna gonna wanna bing bay
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Real Lyric: touching down in New England town jubilee going down
The Misheard: touching down in New England town do you boolie going down
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Real Lyric: Rumour has it
The Misheard: Roo-Roo has it
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Real Lyric: Goodbye yellow-brick road; where the dogs of society how. You can't plant me in your penthouse: I'm going back to my plough. Back to the howling old owl in the woods, hunting the horny back toad. Oh I've finally decided my future lies beyond the yellow-brick
The Misheard: Goodbye yellow-brick road; where the docks of society how. You can't keep geese in a penthouse: I'm going back to Mount Cloud. Back to the moulds & the sows & the woulds, humpin' the horny-backed cows-duh. No, I found the rest of my future life, beyond th
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Real Lyric: You're giving me sweet nothing
The Misheard: You're giving me sexy elephants
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Real Lyric: It ain't me/it ain't me/I ain't no fortunate one
The Misheard: Yay me/Yay me/I'm one fortunate son
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Real Lyric: Cheer up sleepy Jean
The Misheard: Clean up your sleazy jeans
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Real Lyric: All I need is a miracle, all I need is you
The Misheard: All I need is a merrigold, all I need is blue.
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