The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Clouds in my coffee
The Misheard: Clowns in my coffee
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Real Lyric: It's too late tonight To drag the past out into the light
The Misheard: It's too late tonight To drag the passed out into the light
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Real Lyric: Back in black, I hit the sack,... ...abusing every one of them and running wild
The Misheard: Back in black, I hit to say......abusing every one of them I'm only wise
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Real Lyric: Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT Done Dirt Cheap Neckties, contracts, high voltage Done Dirt Cheap
The Misheard: Concrete cheese, sayonara, TNTDone Dirt CheapGood times, contracts, high erosionsDone Dirt Cheap
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Real Lyric: ...Dad gone it, baby, Dad gone it, baby...
The Misheard: Iguana baby, Iguana baby...
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Real Lyric: Why bother? It's gonna hurt me. It's gonna kill when you desert me.
The Misheard: My father is gonna hurt me,he's gonna kill me when you desert me.
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Real Lyric: Bismillah! No! We will not let you go!
The Misheard: We'll see,uh, NOOO!We will not let you go!
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Real Lyric: Marryin' a b***h, Having seven kids.
The Misheard: Marry in a cheeyotchHaving seven keeyods.
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Real Lyric: Kids with guns
The Misheard: Kids-wig nuns
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Real Lyric: Kim's the first girl i kissed, I was so nervous that i nearly missed, She's had a couple of kids since then, I haven't seen her since God knows when.
The Misheard: Kim's the first girl i kissed,I was so nervous that i nearly missed,She's had a couple of kisses then,I haven't seen she since God knows when.
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