The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I want to be masochistic I want to be a statistic
The Misheard: I want to acousticI want to be sadistic
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Real Lyric: Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo.
The Misheard: Don't leave me hangin' on the telephone.
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Real Lyric: Alone between the sheets Only brings exasperation It's time to walk the streets Smell the desperation
The Misheard: Alone between the sheetsOnly brings exasperationIt's time to walk the streetsSmell the "gas"peration
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Real Lyric: Trying to keep up with you
The Misheard: Trying to keep a view
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Real Lyric: VIP with the movie stars
The Misheard: We can go pee with the movie stars
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Real Lyric: my eyes adored you
The Misheard: moon eyes of georgia
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Real Lyric: A maiden elf calling with her cunning song "Meet me at the Inn of Last Home"
The Misheard: Made enough garlic with Harry Connick's sonmake me a dinner of calsone
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Real Lyric: Sad But True
The Misheard: Said the Troll
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Real Lyric: Sweet Emotion
The Misheard: wheels in motion
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Real Lyric: Typical and hardly the type I fall for
The Misheard: Typical and hardly the type of f***er
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