The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: This time I'm mistaken
The Misheard: This time I get spankings
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Real Lyric: When you make love, do you look in the mirror?
The Misheard: When you make love, do you look a little weird?
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Real Lyric: No need to bother now.
The Misheard: No need to vomit now.
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Real Lyric: You got the peaches I got the cream.
The Misheard: You got the beat cause I got the beat.
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Real Lyric: When the crowd say Bo Selecta
The Misheard: When the crowd say post a letter!
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Real Lyric: You try to take its pulse, Before the head explodes. Explodes...
The Misheard: You try to take its balls, Before the head explodes. Explodes...
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Real Lyric: Exit Light. Enter Night.
The Misheard: Excel Light. End Tonight.
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Real Lyric: When I feel heavy metal And Im pins and Im needles Well I lie and Im easy All of the time but Im never sure when I need you Pleased to meet you I got my head done When I was young Its not my problem Its not my problem
The Misheard: When I feel my dinero And Im pins and Im needlesWhen Im lying on the sea All of the time that I never showed that Im maturePleased to meet youI got my head cummed When I was young Its not my problem Its not my problem
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Real Lyric: This is the anthem Throw all your hands up
The Misheard: This is the anthemBlow all your heads up
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Real Lyric: A man with a midas touch Intoxicate me, I'm a rush Stop, you're makin' me blush People are lookin' at us
The Misheard: A man with a midas touchIntoxicate me, I'm a lushStop, you're makin' me blushPeepin' a look at that **s
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