The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: There's an old man sitting next to me, Making love to his tonic and gin
The Misheard: There's an old man sitting next to me, Makin' love to his tiny fan Lin.
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Real Lyric: Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy, hang on.
The Misheard: Hang on, Snoopy, Snoopy, hang on.
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Real Lyric: Well the love shack is a little old Place where we can get together. love Shack baby!
The Misheard: Well the butt crack is a little ol' place where butt cheeks come together. butt crack baby!
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Real Lyric: Ancients of Mu-Mu
The Misheard: Vengance a groovin'
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Real Lyric: There's a whale in the pool with my mother. And my dad paints the house different colors. Where would we be if we couldn't dream?
The Misheard: There's a whale in the pool. It's my mother!And my dad sprays the house different colors!Where would we be if we couldn't pee?
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Real Lyric: Hey, wait, I've got a new complaint...
The Misheard: Hey, Wayne, I got a microwave.
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Real Lyric: I'm going off the rails on a crazy train.
The Misheard: I'm gonna rob the mail from the gravy train.
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Real Lyric: spare him his life from this monstrosity
The Misheard: sharing his life on his pork sausages
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Real Lyric: Children of thalidomide.
The Misheard: Children of the Little Mai.
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Real Lyric: But a bee has got'ta sting.
The Misheard: But me has got to sing.
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