The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Where are those secrets now That you're too scared to tell
The Misheard: What are those secrets now, the judge is scared to tell
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Real Lyric: Gonna make you, make you, make you notice!
The Misheard: Gonna make you, make you, make you more tense!
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Real Lyric: So wake up the members of my nation It's your time to be There's no chance unless you take one And the time to see the brighter side of every situation Somethings are meant to be So give me your best and leave the rest to me
The Misheard: So make up the blenders for my nationThere's no time to peeThere's no dance unless you bake oneEvery timeJust see the fiber side of every vacationSometimes I meant to pee....
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Real Lyric: Had a band and we tried real hard Jimmy quit and Jody got married
The Misheard: Had a band and we tried real hardJimmy Cliff, Joey got married
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Real Lyric: "There must be some way out of here", said the joker to the thief
The Misheard: "There must be some way out of here", said the jungle to the fish
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Real Lyric: If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
The Misheard: If there's a muscle in your afro
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Real Lyric: She says it's lack of sex That's bringing me down
The Misheard: She said tastes like a sex Sex bringing me down
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Real Lyric: Shawty had them apple bottom jeans, Boots with the fur(with the fur)
The Misheard: She had them really nice jeans, she was With Christopher
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Real Lyric: And they like boy you a fool And he like boy you a fool And she like boy you a fool
The Misheard: And they like boy you a fruit!And he like boy you a fruit!And she like boy you a fruit!
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Real Lyric: You really like her, you might wife her I don't like her, so I one night her.
The Misheard: You Might like her, you might wife herI don't like her, so I will knight her
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