The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I saw her today at the reception
The Misheard: I sold punch today at the reception
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Real Lyric: And if I shiver please give me a blanket Keep me warm, let me wear your coat.
The Misheard: And if I shiver please give me a blanket, keep me warm and beware your coat.
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Real Lyric: You know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
The Misheard: You know I'd like to keep myy chi, it's driving me insane.
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Real Lyric: I went to a wh*re he said my life's a bore.
The Misheard: I went to a horse, he said mine's a boy.
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Real Lyric: Wimoweh, Wimoweh, Wimoweh
The Misheard: Tim Hortons, Tim Hortons, Tim Hortons
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Real Lyric: Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie
The Misheard: Sheriff Ferret but don't take a slice of my pie
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Real Lyric: I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling
The Misheard: I'm sick of Simon and this sense of feeling
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Real Lyric: Breathe in so deep
The Misheard: Breathe in centipede
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Real Lyric: Stop Your b***hin' 'Cause your so sad b***hin' behind my back
The Misheard: Stop your b***hin' 'Cause your so, say your b***hin' be hamman, FACT!
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Real Lyric: I feel like just another Spoke in a great big wheel
The Misheard: I feel like just a numberSmokin' a great big wheel
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