The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You can windsurf into my life
The Misheard: You can windsurf into my eye
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Real Lyric: Getting up to splash my face
The Misheard: Getting up to slap my face
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Real Lyric: And I pray, oh my god do I pray I pray every single day for a revolution
The Misheard: And I pray, oh my god do I prayI pray at the sink all day for a revolution
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Real Lyric: It's like a death row pardon two minutes too late
The Misheard: It's like a death row hard-on two minutes too late
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Real Lyric: You can say that love is not divine and You can say that life is not eternal
The Misheard: You can say that love is not divine andYou can say that life is naughty turtle
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Real Lyric: We were makin' thunderbirds We were makin' thunderbirds They were long and low and sleek and fast They were all you ever heard Back in '55 We were makin' thunderbirds
The Misheard: We were making fun that hurts!We were making fun that hurts!They were long and low and sleek and fastThey were all you ever heardBack in '55We were making fun that hurts!
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Real Lyric: I feel free
The Misheard: I hear you breathe
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Real Lyric: 99 red balloons, floating in a summer sky...
The Misheard: 99 dead baboons, floating in a summer sky...
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Real Lyric: Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
The Misheard: Goodbye Penelope Rose
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Real Lyric: Shoot that poison arrow (to my heart)
The Misheard: She's got boys in her room (in the dark)
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