The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Take my rider by my side
The Misheard: Take Loretta by my side
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Real Lyric: I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari Tehachapi to Tonpah
The Misheard: I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari Tehachapi to Joan of Arc
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Real Lyric: Easy now no need fi go down, easy now no need fi go down, rock that run that, this where we from Whoop Whoop When you run come around, Cu(z) I kno ur the talk of the town yea
The Misheard: Easy now no need to go down, Easy now no need to go down,rob that rub that this how we soundwoot woot when you run run aroundgo no to tee talk o tee town yeah
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Real Lyric: I'd rather leave than suffer this...
The Misheard: I'd rather pee than sulfer piss...
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Real Lyric: I got a jones for your affection Like a monkey on my back
The Misheard: I got a jones for your affectionLike I'm f****ing on my bed
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Real Lyric: The legal pads were yellow, hours long paypacket lean
The Misheard: The legal pads were yellow Long Bay back again
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Real Lyric: You've got to give the other fellow hell!
The Misheard: You've got to do it all and go to hell!
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Real Lyric: Goodbye 1989 I wanna be the one in control Rock my white shoes, polo tie The next big thing for five years running It's not your turn It's not your turn yet Back off you little ***ts Gnawing at my fists I see they breed you by the boatload Back off you little whores Get 'em on all fours And let me beat you to the f**king punch bowl
The Misheard: Goodbye 1989I wanna be the one in controlRock my white shoes one more timeThe next big thing for five years: Rodney!It's not your turnIt's not your turn yetBack off you little ***tsGnawing Emma BitsI see they eat you by t
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Real Lyric: The point is they laugh at what you say
The Misheard: The ponies they laugh at what you say
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Real Lyric: And i'm never gonna tell you everything I've got to tell you, But i know i've got to give it a try. And i know the roads to riches, And i know the ways to fame; I know all the rules And then i know how to break 'em And i always know the name of the game.
The Misheard: and i'm never going to tell you everything i've got to tell you but i know i got to give it a try. i know the roads to riches and i know all the ways of fame. i know all the roads but i know how to break them and i am never going to win at this game.
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