The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: What you've taught me Only your love could ever teach me
The Misheard: What you taught meOnly Yoda could ever teach me
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna pout at you until I get my way
The Misheard: I'm on the balance you walk til I get my wing
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Real Lyric: Put on a little Dylan Sitting on a fence
The Misheard: Put on a little Dylan Ten dollar fence
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Real Lyric: Closer than my peeps you are to me
The Misheard: Closer than my pizza you are to me
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Real Lyric: When Susie wore her dresses tight
The Misheard: When Susie wore her dress **s tight
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Real Lyric: Cast off the crutch that kills the pain,
The Misheard: Cats in the crotch that constipate
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Real Lyric: Woman with the sweet lovin' better than a white line
The Misheard: Woman with the sweet lovin' better than a white lie.
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Real Lyric: I wanna live with a cinnamon girl I could be happy the rest of my life With a cinnamon girl
The Misheard: I want to live with a cinnamon rollI could be happy the rest of my life With a cinnamon roll
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Real Lyric: Please, Louise Pull me offa my knees Jack, get back Come on before we crack
The Misheard: Jeez, LouisePull me up by my kneesJack, get backPut on the old 8-track
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Real Lyric: Bennie and the Jets
The Misheard: Bennie in the dress
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