The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Know me broken by my master
The Misheard: Now he's broken my Thigh Master
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Real Lyric: more than some pretty face beside a train
The Misheard: more than some pretty face that's potty-trained
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Real Lyric: Waterloo I was defeated, you won the war
The Misheard: WaterlooI was defeating you on the whole
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Real Lyric: Was as fresh as the bright blue sky
The Misheard: Was frightening the bright blue pie
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Real Lyric: Sweet love's showin' us a heavenly light
The Misheard: Sweet love on a Saturday night
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Real Lyric: She's over-board and self-assured Oh no, I know, a dirty word
The Misheard: She soiled a wall herself a shirti know, i told a dirty turd
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Real Lyric: I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like I'm finally dandy with the me inside One look in the mirror and I'm tickled pink I don't give a hoot about what you think
The Misheard: I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you likeI'm findin' Danny with the neon signOne look in the mirror and I'm techno-pinkI don't give a hoot about what you think
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Real Lyric: Come sit next to me, pour yourself some tea Just like grandma made, when we couldn't find sleep
The Misheard: Rulers make bad lovers, so you better get your hands off my p***y.
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Real Lyric: You can tell the World you never was my girl You can burn my clothes when I'm gone.
The Misheard: you can tell the world you never was my world you can turn my clothes when i'm gone
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Real Lyric: Im not big on social graces
The Misheard: im not fond of sausage gravy
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