The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: They paved paradise and put up a f**ing lot.
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Real Lyric: Panama
The Misheard: Cannonball
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Real Lyric: I'd like to hear some funky Dixieland
The Misheard: I wanna hear some f**kin' Dixie Lampard
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Real Lyric: They're going to crucify me
The Misheard: They're gonna cruise it by me
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover
The Misheard: Billie Jean is not my daughter
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Real Lyric: I wanna lose these blues I've found Down in lucky town
The Misheard: I'm gonna use this booze I've found down in lucky town
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Real Lyric: Clean out the bank and bump off your daddy
The Misheard: Clean apple pie and pump up your daddy
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Real Lyric: Here I am baby: signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours.
The Misheard: Here I am baby: trying to shoot the river! I'm yours!
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Real Lyric: Tropical drink melting in your hand.
The Misheard: Drop of cocaine melting in your hand.
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Real Lyric: A teenage assassin executing some fun
The Misheard: The Teenagers are so Mexican it's not funny
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