The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I thought he was mine she caught him by the mouth.
The Misheard: I thought he was mine she caught him by the c**k.
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Real Lyric: The Cosby show and Rosanne
The Misheard: The cost buys, and rose man
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds and redundant jeans
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Real Lyric: Here comes johnny singing oldies, goldies
The Misheard: Here comes johnny singing olee scolle.
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Real Lyric: This is side one Flip me over
The Misheard: This is sidewalkFlip me over
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Real Lyric: Amadeus, amadeus, amadeus, amadeus
The Misheard: I'm a danish, I'm a danish, eat me, I'm a danish
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Real Lyric: Its too late to apologize
The Misheard: Its to late to order fries
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Real Lyric: Good idea break a promise to your mother
The Misheard: Girl, I did break a promise to your mother
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Real Lyric: Five years later there's a plumber Workin' on the water heater Dog's barkin', phone's ringin' One kid's cryin' one kid's screamin' And she keeps apologizin' He says, they don't bother me I've got two babies of my own One's thirty-six, one's twenty-three
The Misheard: Five years later there's a womanWorkin' on the water heaterDog's barkin', phone's ringin'One kid's cryin', one kid's screamin' And she keeps apologizin'But she says they don't bother meI've got two babies of my own
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Real Lyric: Stop! In the name of love before you break my heart
The Misheard: Stop! In my neighborhood before I break your arm.
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