The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: They’re gonna send us to prison for jerks
The Misheard: They’re gonna send us to prison for years
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Real Lyric: (naku penda piya-naku taka Piya-mpenziwe) (I love you too-i want you Too-my love) Liberian girl . . . You came and you changed My world
The Misheard: (onomatopoeia, onomatopoeia, pens aware)Librarian girl...You came and changedMy world
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Real Lyric: Fat guys talking to me trying to steal my blues
The Misheard: Black guys talking to me trying to steal my blues
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Real Lyric: Levon wears his war wound like a crown.
The Misheard: Leave on, Mrs. Walton, you're like a clown.
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Real Lyric: She lost both of her babies in the 2nd Great War
The Misheard: She lost both of her babies in the 2nd Grade War
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Real Lyric: I sure don't mind a change
The Misheard: S*** on my bidets
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Real Lyric: It's always stellar
The Misheard: It's on with Stella
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Real Lyric: Shake it like a polaroid picture
The Misheard: Shake it like a polaroid teacher
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Real Lyric: I like smoke and lightning Heavy metal thunder.
The Misheard: I like smoke and lightningHeavy metal Fonda.
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Real Lyric: never opened your eyes I thought you were napping
The Misheard: never opened your eyesI thought you were nappy
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