The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: So put me on a highway And show me a sign
The Misheard: P***y on the highwayShore feels fine
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Real Lyric: Because the drugs never work They gonna give you a smirk
The Misheard: Because the drugs never workThey gonna give you a smurf
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Real Lyric: I see the ghosts of navigators but they are lost As they sail into the sunset they'll count the cost
The Misheard: I see the goats and alligators but they are lostAs they sail into the sunset, they count the cods
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Real Lyric: Out of reach
The Misheard: Valerie
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Real Lyric: You shoulda shown up, shoulda shown up by now You shoulda shown up by now With a knock at the door
The Misheard: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!Shut up right now!Shut up! Shut up right now!There's a knock on the door.
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Real Lyric: Grab a brush and put on a little make up Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up (hide the scars to fade away the shakeup) Whyd you leave the keys up on the table There you go create another fable
The Misheard: Grandma you should put on a little make-up!How to Scratch the feet within, then Shake-up!(how to scratch the feet within, then Shake-up!)Why'd You Leave the kids upon the table!Here you go, now off to Auntie Mabel'!
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Real Lyric: You think that I could muster up a little soft shoe gentle sway
The Misheard: You think that I could muster up a little soft shoed Dennis Quaid
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Real Lyric: We just gotta fly
The Misheard: Witches got to fly
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Real Lyric: No cheese below is gonna show you who you is and there's no need to ask it.
The Misheard: No cheese baloney is gonna show you who it is and there's no need to ask it.
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Real Lyric: Mr Moon, Mr Moon maybe your time is coming.
The Misheard: Me stab mu, me stab mu maybe your time is coming.
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