The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hurry up Harry Come on
The Misheard: Hurry up hairy came1
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Real Lyric: Always a fuss and fight
The Misheard: Always a fussin' fart
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Real Lyric: Summer breeze, makes me feel fine don't indure the jasmine in my mind
The Misheard: Summer breeze, makes me feel fine going to the bathroom in my mind
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Real Lyric: I'm a leading man And the lies I weave are, are oh so intricate, oh so intricate
The Misheard: I am the little man and the lies I weave Im also into cats also into cats
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I'm every woman It's all in me It's all in me I'm every woman It's all in me Anything you want done baby I do it naturally
The Misheard: 'Cause I'm a hairy womanIt's all in meIt's all in meI'm a hairy womanIt's all in meAnything you want done babyI do it naturally
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I've got nothing to hide And I've got nothing to lose but you
The Misheard: 'Cause I've got nothing to hideAnd I've got nothing to lose f**k you
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Real Lyric: Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends
The Misheard: Worked hard on my lap dance, no help from my hands
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Real Lyric: I was brain-dead, locked out, numb, not up to speed
The Misheard: I was pregnant, knocked up, not up to speed
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Real Lyric: The lights go out and I can't be saved
The Misheard: Clocks go out in the city streets
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Real Lyric: Well, we all shine on
The Misheard: Well we all die young
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