The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: the shavin' razor's cold, and it stings
The Misheard: the shaving razor's gold and it sings
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Real Lyric: This talking picture show is leaking from a sillohette
The Misheard: This f**kin b***h a sure is lookin for a cigarette
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Real Lyric: Have you heard about the lonesome loser Beaten by the queen of hearts everytime
The Misheard: Have you heard about the lonesome bluebirdBeaten by the queen of hearts everytime
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Real Lyric: Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me
The Misheard: Don't you wish your girlfriend was free like me?
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Real Lyric: Pulling up your sleeve so I could see the rolley bling
The Misheard: Pulling up your sleeve so I could see the rolly thing
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Real Lyric: In front of every kind of girl
The Misheard: In front of every kind of bird
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Real Lyric: Treating people just like pawns in chess
The Misheard: Treating people just like folding chairs
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Real Lyric: Swore to be avenged
The Misheard: Slaughtered me in bed
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Real Lyric: Sometimes you might find A crack or a fault line But dressed down Or made up
The Misheard: Sometimes you might find a crack whore, a phone line,But dressed downOr made up
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Real Lyric: I don't need to fall at your feet
The Misheard: I don't need to forage or feed
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