The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If I should choose to make a part of me, would surely strike me dead
The Misheard: If I should choose to make a pot of meatShe would surely strike me dead
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Real Lyric: There is a rose in Spanish Harlem
The Misheard: There is a hole in Harry's Bottom
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Real Lyric: Oh they do respect her but
The Misheard: Oh they do respect her butt
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Real Lyric: Won't you take me to Funky town
The Misheard: Oh won't you take me to, pumpkin town
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Real Lyric: Maybe it's just an ego problem
The Misheard: Maybe it's just an eagle problem
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Real Lyric: As time crumbles away, time crumbles away
The Misheard: I'll blow your balls away
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Real Lyric: I don't wanna waste my time Become another casualty of society
The Misheard: I don't wanna waste my timeBecause I know the fragilty of society
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Real Lyric: Found a box full of sharp objects
The Misheard: Found a box full of Chocodex
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Real Lyric: I've got a tongue like a razor
The Misheard: I've got a chalk-like erasor
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Real Lyric: Let's talk this over
The Misheard: Lunchtime is over
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