The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's like you're always stuck in second gear.
The Misheard: It's like you're always stuck in second year.
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Real Lyric: Am I the only one who hears the screams And the strangled cries of lawyers in love
The Misheard: Am I the only one who hears the schemes And the dangled cries of liars in love
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Real Lyric: You see, whether igloo, hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic Dome, There's no structure I have been to, which I'd Rather call my home
The Misheard: You see, whether enu, hot, or enu cold, or geogdesic Gnome, There's no structure I have been to, which I'd Rather call my home
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Real Lyric: Sometimes i just feel like strangling you myself!
The Misheard: Sometimes i just feel like a screaming cat myself!
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Real Lyric: One minute you're on top!
The Misheard: A miniature hot dog!
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Real Lyric: Don't want to be an American idiot! One nation controlled by the media Information age of hysteria! It's calling out to idiot America
The Misheard: Don't wanna be an American indian! One nation controlled by leukaemia And the H and H gonna stare at ya! It's calling out to Indian America
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Real Lyric: Still you run, what's to come? what's to be?!
The Misheard: Do you want, want to xxx?! MASTURBATE!
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Real Lyric: You say you can't stand monotony
The Misheard: You say you can't stand my knobbly knees.
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Real Lyric: Said no more counting dollars; we'll be counting stars
The Misheard: Said no more counting Daleks; we'll be counting stars
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Real Lyric: Mmm, that it's all for the best, of course it is
The Misheard: Mmm, that it's all full of dust, a cussit is
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