The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dressed up like a car crash
The Misheard: Dressed up like a c**k rash
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Real Lyric: Fist on my plate, swallowed it down
The Misheard: Pissed on my plate, swallowed it down
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Real Lyric: And runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin'
The Misheard: Anne Boleyn Boleyn, Anne Boleyn Boleyn Boleyn, Anne Boleyn Boleyn
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Real Lyric: Like the one you knew before Calling me back once again
The Misheard: Like the lonely n****r boyCalling me back once again
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Real Lyric: I will walk with my shadow flag
The Misheard: I will walk with my saddlebags
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Real Lyric: I'd rather be I'd rather be with I'd rather be with an animal
The Misheard: I'd rather beI'd rather be whereI'd rather be where the lightning was
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Real Lyric: Cry in the night if it helps But more than ever I simply love you More than I love life itself
The Misheard: Cry in the night if it helpsBut more than elves I simply love you More than I love myself
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Real Lyric: Put on your clothes Take your credit card to the liqour store
The Misheard: Throw on your clothesAnd take your wedding car to the liqour store
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Real Lyric: Voices carry
The Misheard: This is scary
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Real Lyric: Then the shutter falls You see it all in 3-D It's your favorite foreign movie
The Misheard: When the shutter fallsYou see it all in 3-DIt's your favorite form of nudity
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